1. My fiance and I decided to have a destination wedding to New Orleans. We wanted to have everyone together for bachelor and bachelorett parties on Bourbon Street. Hours before the parties, my maid of honor sent me a Facebook message of a short video showing my fiance and one of my bridesmaids making out heavily at a bar. Only, she accidentally sent it to the group message I set up for the bridesmaids, including the one in the video. My ex-friend and ex-fiance had the nerve to blame my maid of honor for breaking up the marriage before it even happened.
2. I found out my husband was cheating on me when I came home a day early from a conference. I thought I'd surprise him, and boy did I. He had recently reconnected with a daughter he didn't know he had 20 years prior. I walked in, and they were on the couch naked together. Apparently, there's this thing called GSA, where sometimes, when closely related people don't meet until they are adults, they can be sexually attracted to each other.
3. Back in high school my girlfriend told me she was saving herself for prom night. We lived in a small town, so word spread quickly around there. Word was I was the only one she was saving herself from.
4. One night, I decided to eat at the wings place where my girlfriend worked. Pulling around the building to park, I saw her near the trash bins kissing a coworker. At least they know where they belong.
5. My boyfriend liked to watch sports, a lot, but it just wasn't my thing. I didn't see it happen, but heard from multiple people that he went to games with that one time he and a girl in the group got on the kissing cam, and they used tongue.
6. My live in boyfriend sometimes used my computer. Just before I kicked him out, I opened Facebook to see that "I" had a message. Turned out was still logged into his account, and the message was part of a series of sexting another bloke in another city with plans to meet for the first time in a few days. I broke up with him for him, and got him to block him in the process.
7. My girlfriend and I had an open relationship, with the condition that we not sleep with someone more than once. It turns out she had a regular side dude.
8. My four year old daughter ran up to a guy at the grocery store, calling him Uncle John. She then asked what he was going to bring her tomorrow. Dude was doing my wife while I worked, and bribing my daughter to keep quiet with candy and toys.
9. This guy and I met on a dating site, so a couple weeks in I logged on to delete my account and saw that was on the night before. When I confronted him about it he said that it was his phone app automatically checking for new messages. I was suspicious, so created a fake account with some random photos from the internet and arranged to meet him for NSA. Instead of a red headed bimbo, he found a box with the gifts he had given me and the toothbrush and deodorant he had at my house.
10. My wife had taken a sudden interest in two tone jewelry. New two tone ring, new two tone watch, then a new two tone heart shaped locket. I was going to put a picture of our daughter in the locket as a surprise as she slept, but when I opened it there was a already a picture on the right of my wife with a lesbian women who lives down the street and an engraving on the left that said "sexy"... wife's name. When I think of all the times she claimed no interest in a threesome with another woman...
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