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1. When my brother and I were in middle school, he spread some embarrassing stories about embarrassing things I did when we were much younger. I started a rumor that he was secretly gay. The girl he liked believed them, and I ended up dating her later on in high school. She still thought those rumors were true. 2. I found out my college roommate was taking my old assignments and reworking my hard work to turn in as his own. In return, I got onto his computer and edited several of his assignments to easily fail any plagiarism check. Two of his professors reported him to the dean, and he was kicked out of school. 3. When my husband and I got married, a friend gave us a large box of unwrapped condoms as a gag gift. Six months in, things weren't going so well. To make things worse, I suspected the condoms were disappearing faster than we used them. When my mom went through chemo, I decided to fly home to help her out for a few weeks. Before leaving, I soaked a bunch of the condoms ...

1. Our first daughter was conceived at a hotel on prom night. We've been happily married 18 years, half our life, with a second daughter followed by identical twin sons. We might never have found our happiness if it hadn't been for under aged drinking and an older cousin getting a room for everyone to party in. 2. My first born was from a honey moon on Maui. It may have been in the hotel room, or in the ocean, or maybe on that hike through Haleakala National Park. My third was actually after our divorce, in the back of a Honda Civic. 3. I got pregnant in high school at a dollar theater to the sound of plates dancing and singing. I dropped out, but later met my current husband who encouraged me to get my GED and then fulfill my dream of becoming a registered nurse. It was strange taking the grandchildren to see the live-action remake, especially since no one knows. 4. McDonald's drive thru. 5. It could have been anywhere, really. I do mean really. 6. In that side r...

1. My fiance and I decided to have a destination wedding to New Orleans. We wanted to have everyone together for bachelor and bachelorett parties on Bourbon Street. Hours before the parties, my maid of honor sent me a Facebook message of a short video showing my fiance and one of my bridesmaids making out heavily at a bar. Only, she accidentally sent it to the group message I set up for the bridesmaids, including the one in the video. My ex-friend and ex-fiance had the nerve to blame my maid of honor for breaking up the marriage before it even happened. 2. I found out my husband was cheating on me when I came home a day early from a conference. I thought I'd surprise him, and boy did I. He had recently reconnected with a daughter he didn't know he had 20 years prior. I walked in, and they were on the couch naked together. Apparently, there's this thing called GSA, where sometimes, when closely related people don't meet until they are adults, they can be sexually ...